A buddy just sent me a link to this ad on Craigslist …
New Nail Gun for dad, made by Dewalt. $1,000.
It can drive a 6-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a real breeze - you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get the wife and kids to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold beer, and fire away.
With the hundred round magazine, you can build a fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you fix or build anything else. Also available, for a little more, is the “band-aid magazine” for those near misses when fence building.
