Just when I thought I’d vomit if I heard the word “green” again (at least in quotation marks like I’ve just done here), I saw this video. Put the earmuffs on your kids for this one - there’s some big boy language.
"Way back in the days when the grass was still green
and the pond was still wet
and the clouds were still clean,
and the song of the Swomee-Swans rang out in space...
one morning, I came to this glorious place."
—Dr. Seuss