Truffula Seed’s been out of commission for the last couple weeks — I’ve been getting my butt kicked on Pacific swells in Nicaragua — and now I’m praying for something worth paddling out to on Folly.
More significant posts will follow, but for now, enjoy this eBay listing for a golf club, posted by a disgruntled, newly single man.
Im selling this club because I finally left my fatass girlfriend who hated the fact that I loved to play golf. I bought this for her when hybrids first came out which was approximately 5 years ago or when she was 115 pounds lighter. She stopped playing golf soon after I introduced her to the game and decided she would rather eat cookies and tacos as a sport. When she decided to start playing again she realized that her hands were to swollen to grip the club properly from all the meat around her knuckles.
That’s just the start. Click and enjoy.
